APTnovel Chapter 956 - 1056: I've Got Your Back
Chapter 956 - 1056: I've Got Your Back
"Alright, since you're here, make yourself comfortable and stop complaining. Just a couple of days ago, I caught a White Asia Dragon and haven't finished the meat yet. I'll make a pot of soup later, let's drink together!" Big White Beard said heartily. He knew Big Stick's temper quite well, so he wasn't bothered by his expression. After all, they had been friends for hundreds of thousands of years!When Big Stick heard about the White Asia Dragon meat, his eyes lit up. While eating wasn't that important to him, drinking was! Where there's food, there's drink. So if they're eating together, they'll surely drink together!
Big Stick really loves drinking!
"Alright, I'll go grab some wine!" Big Stick said as he prepared to head back to his place to get his homemade brew!
But Big White Beard stopped him, and amid Big Stick's slightly disgruntled look, he said, "No need to go back for wine. I have everything here: Hundred Flower Wine, Hundred Fruit Wine, and Hundred Grain Wine, plenty to go around."
Upon hearing Big White Beard's words, Big Stick instinctively licked his lips and nodded. Although Big White Beard's wine wasn't as tasty as his own carefully curated brew, drinking others' wine after having too much of his own would be quite the experience!
Before long, Ye Tianfan and the others were gulping down meat and wine!
At this moment, Ye Tianfan was somewhat helpless because he didn't expect Big Stick, the size of a building, to have such poor alcohol tolerance. Ye Tianfan saw him drink his second glass, and his face started to turn red, and he began to ramble!
And amid his rambling, he began crying, then laughing, then getting angry. In short, every type of emotion showed on Big Stick's face!
Big White Beard, seeing this, regrettably patted his head and said, "Oh no, I forgot about his lousy alcohol tolerance. Didn't expect to have him drink with us. Looks like I'll be cleaning up later."
Ye Tianfan was too busy handling Big Stick's request for sworn brotherhood to pay attention to Big White Beard!
"Come, drink up. From now on, you'll be my big brother, and I'll be your father." Big Stick said and gulped down his drink!
Ye Tianfan, somewhat troubled, looked at the glass in his hand, as big as his face, not knowing whether to drink or not, and looked helplessly at Big White Beard!
Seeing Ye Tianfan's hesitation, Big Stick urged, "Why? Don't you want to be my big brother? Don't you want me to be your father? Then why aren't you drinking up?"
Drink my ass. I do want to be your big brother, but I don't want you to be my father. This is outrageously taking advantage.
If I'm your brother and you're my father, why not say you're my grandfather?
Ye Tianfan thought, if I could beat you, I'd use Vibrating Power to smash you to oblivion. Even if I couldn't smash you to bits, I'd beat you senseless.
Big White Beard watched the scene laughing, finding it quite interesting. This logic of being a brother then a father amused Big White Beard, earning Big Stick his admiration!
Big White Beard ignored Ye Tianfan's plea for help. After all, if a real fight broke out, he was confident he could intervene. Since it hadn't, he wasn't bothered; he even thought it was amusing!
Ye Tianfan looked at Big White Beard and sighed deeply, knowing he wouldn't help him!
Suddenly, Ye Tianfan felt exhausted; dealing with these ancient foxes feels so draining. Even a pig over tens of thousands of years would become cleverer than a monkey. Ye Tianfan could tell from Big Stick's expression he wasn't truly drunk; he was faking it to mess with him!
All because he hadn't seen a newcomer in a long while, so he wanted to play around. But Ye Tianfan was sure he wasn't in any real danger; Big White Beard would step in if Big Stick truly intended harm!
Realizing this, Ye Tianfan lifted his glass and spoke to Big Stick, "How about this, you call me dad, and I call you brother; then I'll drink this. Skr!"
Upon hearing Ye Tianfan's response, Big Stick raised an eyebrow and pulled out a container larger than a mountain, specifically a wine cup larger than a mountain!
As the wine cup appeared, it was filled to the brim!
Big Stick said to Ye Tianfan, "If you want me to call you dad, then you drink all the wine in this cup, then I'll call you dad. Otherwise, call me dad, how about that?"
Ye Tianfan stared wide-eyed at the mountain-sized cup. Even given a year, he wouldn't finish it, not to mention that he didn't think it possible to drink it all!
Ye Tianfan shook his head and replied, "How about this, you want me to call you dad, I won't agree. I want you to call me dad, you won't agree. Let's just call it even!"
Not waiting for Big Stick to respond, Ye Tianfan clinked his glass against Big Stick's and downed his drink!
Big Stick, after being clinked by Ye Tianfan, paused in surprise. Was he conned? He didn't expect Ye Tianfan to get off through this method. If he disagreed, he'd seem petty. Not simple!
"Hahahahaha~ Kid, although I can't protect you outside, on Penglai Immortal Island, I've got your back. No harm will come to you, whether you go to Sister Thunder Fire or Fire Hair or my territory!" Big Stick laughed heartily!
Ye Tianfan, hearing this, twitched at the mouth, thinking, Do I need your protection on Penglai Immortal Island? Big White Beard has my back. You can't find me outside; what are you saying? I'm mainly out there, not on Penglai Immortal Island. Plus, I won't be here long, so why would I visit Thunder Fire and Fire Hair?
Of course, Ye Tianfan didn't say this out loud, merely smiled at Big Stick, letting whatever was said be!
Then Ye Tianfan began chugging wine with Big Stick, and this time, Big Stick's drink tolerance showed much higher, not drunk after two glasses like before!