My Apocalypse: Infinite Rewinds

As the apocalypse approached, Li Kai first looked at the azure sky, then at the people fighting fiercely outside the window, and finally, trembling, pointed at the zombies before him. "Damn it," he thought, "why is it that everyone else can single-handedly slay zombies, while I get single-handedly slain by them? Why can everyone else single-handedly kill ninety-nine zombies, while I get single-handedly killed ninety-nine times? Everyone else is blessed with good fortune, indestructible, making death difficult, while I'm plagued by bad luck, possessed by the god of misfortune, and just want to die. 'Damn it, you attacked me as soon as I finished speaking, how disrespectful!'" Gradually, when death became commonplace, when death became a kind of enjoyment, when a person no longer saw death as death, nothing in this world could stop him. That day, as Li Kai ascended his throne, trampling over countless so-called chosen ones, a sudden sense of loss welled up within him. "Sigh, even dying is so difficult now!"...