Chapter 175: A straight man, immoral!
Chapter 175: A straight man, immoral!
Ye Feng actually doesn't understand women.
Whether in his past life or this life, he is a straight man with the attribute of a bootlicker.
He didn't notice the subtle change in Yun Shuang'er's expression as she continued to talk about the benefits of purple sunflower, such as breast enlargement and hip lift. He also said that Yun Shuang'er's figure was not as good as An Nian's...
Yun Shuang'er's eyes gradually turned cold.
What a woman cares about most are the five words: big, perky, white, thin and long.
Yun Shuang'er's facial features are perfect, the only flaw is that she is "big".
As a woman, is it wrong for her to want to pursue personal perfection?
Last time, in order to get the secret recipe for breast and buttock enhancement from Senior Sister An Nian, she changed her clothes in front of An Nian and Jin He. Given Yun Shuang'er's personality, this was definitely the biggest sacrifice and concession.
The most important ingredient in the secret recipe given by An Nian is purple sunflower.
It's a pity that this thing blooms only once every thirty years. It's too rare and difficult to get.
In order to get her bellyband one size bigger, Yun Shuang'er agreed to exchange the spiritual painting for Zi Luokui.
This is a little secret among girls. It can be understood and discussed among a few girls, but it must never be revealed in front of others by a man.
At this moment, Yun Shuang'er's face was flushed, and she wished she could find a rat hole to crawl into and enjoy her old age.
Of course, before going into the place, she must first strangle Ye Feng to death.
She felt that the way Ye Feng stole glances at her chest and buttocks, as well as the words he said, were all mocking her.
When Ye Feng passionately expressed his understanding that Yun Shuang'er, as a woman, wanted to have a better figure, Yun Shuang'er, who was embarrassed and angry, slowly walked behind Ye Feng.
She stared at Ye Feng's butt, gritted her teeth, and slowly moved her right ankle.
Sanzhier, who was squatting on Ye Feng's shoulder, discovered this scene.
It looked at Yun Shuang'er's right foot, which was constantly moving and gathering strength, and realized that this woman wanted to kick Ye Feng.
Just as he was about to shout out to warn her, he saw Yun Shuang'er's cold eyes.
Sanzhier was frightened and decisively covered his mouth with his front paws.
But Ye Feng was unaware of this and continued his long speech.
“As the saying goes, no matter how hard life is, we must not let children suffer, and no matter how hungry we are, we must not let babies starve. Children are the flowers of the next generation and the future of the world. We must not let these little flowers go hungry when they are young.
There is no artificial milk powder in this era, so we can only change the status quo through our own efforts."
"Oh, you mean, with my current size, I can't even feed a child?"
"No, no, no, you misunderstood. Yours isn't small either. I was just using an analogy. Men and women are actually the same. They all like bigger ones, but they also feel bad that their own aren't big enough..."
Bigger is better. As the old saying goes, a big butt means a boy... I understand very well and support you wholeheartedly in changing the status quo."
"Go to hell!"
A sharp and piercing cry pierced the mountaintop square of Luoxia Peak.
The moment Yun Shuang'er kicked, San Zhi'er on Ye Feng's shoulder jumped up to avoid being affected by the boy being kicked away.
Before Ye Feng could react, he felt a strong force hitting his butt.
Under this great force, his body flew forward involuntarily.
"Ouch...who ambushed me?"
Ye Feng fell to the ground, and before he could get up, Yun Shuang'er stepped on his back.
"You little brat, you know a lot even though you're still young. You even know that women with big butts can give birth to boys, right?
Dare to laugh at my poor figure... I'll let you say..."
Yun Shuang'er said this while gritting her teeth and kicking Ye Feng's butt hard.
Ye Feng screamed "ouch ouch".
Sanzhier, who was not far away, couldn't bear to see this cruel scene and silently covered his eyes with his paws.
"Enough! I'm angry!" Ye Feng was kicked six or seven times. Seeing that Yun Shuang'er had no intention of stopping, he pushed his palms on the ground and swept the autumn leaves wildly, forcing Yun Shuang'er back.
Then, Ye Feng kicked back fiercely with both feet.
Yun Shuang'er dissolved it with her palm.
Ye Feng kicked about sixteen times, and suddenly felt his ankles being grabbed.
At this moment, Ye Feng supported himself on the ground with his hands, and his feet were grabbed by Yun Shuang'er and lifted high, forming an inverted position.
Ye Feng looked at Yun Shuang'er's long legs so close to him. His face suddenly changed and he shouted, "It's over!"
Sure enough, the next moment, he saw Yun Shuang'er's right foot gathering strength backwards...
With this kick, Ye Feng would probably fly farther than the wind...
At this critical moment, Ye Feng suddenly leaned forward, opened his arms and hugged Yun Shuang'er's legs to prevent himself from being kicked away.
At Yun Shuang'er's scream, both of them fell to the ground.
This scene was similar to the fight between Ye Feng and Shangguan Lan that night, the difference was that now both sides were holding each other's feet.
The two rolled on the ground several times, both looking very panicked.
Especially Yun Shuang'er, who kicked her legs wildly, trying to get rid of Ye Feng.
Unfortunately, Ye Feng was like a dog-skin plaster, firmly locking Yun Shuang'er's legs.
Yun Shuang'er struggled hard, and in desperation, she even mobilized the true energy in her body.
But Ye Feng is no pushover now. How can his cultivation in the God Control Realm be easily shaken off?
After trying several times, Yun Shuang'er failed to get rid of Ye Feng.
Yun Shuang'er yelled, "You little bastard! Let go of me... my legs!"
"Do you think I'm an idiot? If I let go, you'll definitely kick me again!"
Yun Shuang'er was so angry that she almost died.
She never imagined that one day, her legs would be locked by a young man.
Fortunately, there were only a large white crane and a green-haired badger among the onlookers. Otherwise, given the posture of the two at that moment, I wouldn't say they were both dragged away and thrown into a pig cage, but it would definitely be considered immoral.
"Ye Feng! If you don't let go, I won't be polite!"
"No! I'll only let you go if you promise not to do anything!"
Yun Shuang'er was filled with both shame and anger. In the chaos just now, this kid had kicked his legs and rubbed his upper body... Yun Shuang'er wanted to beat this kid to death.
Seeing that Ye Feng refused to let go, Yun Shuang'er slapped Ye Feng on the butt.
This palm strike was not light, and Ye Feng used all his strength. He only felt a burning pain on his butt.
"Ouch, you... dare to hit me!"
Ye Feng is not a person who will suffer losses.
He locked Yun Shuang'er's legs with his left arm, freed his right hand, and slapped Yun Shuang'er's buttocks.
"Ah... you little brat! You..."
Yun Shuang'er is 24 years old this year and has never been spanked in the past 20 years.
The slap Ye Feng gave her just now was like a blazing flame, causing Yun Shuang'er to tremble slightly and she couldn't help but scream.
Yun Shuang'er was both embarrassed and annoyed, not knowing why the situation had turned out like this.
I just wanted to kick Ye Feng a few times to vent my anger.
Now, not only did he lose more than he gained, but his butt was actually hit by Ye Feng's hands.
Yun Shuang'er's cheeks flushed red. She clenched her right fist and raised it high. Her white fist was actually shining with a rosy glow.
If this hit Ye Feng, he would definitely have broken bones and tendons.
Ye Feng was so frightened that his heart and gallbladder were broken. He quickly raised his fist and shouted, "Shuang'er! Stop it! Otherwise, I will not be polite!"
"At worst, I'll be hit by you again! I want to see who of us dies first!" Yun Shuang'er relied on her higher cultivation than Ye Feng, and was confident that she could beat Ye Feng into a severe disability with one punch.
Ye Feng's eyes rolled, his fists turned into claws, and he laughed: "I won't spank you! I'll rub, I'll grab, I'll pinch..."
"you dare!"
Yun Shuang'er's pretty face suddenly changed when she heard this.
Ye Feng shouted, "I'm the number one gangster and bully in Yunhai Sect! What's there for me to be afraid of? If you don't believe me, just try it..."
Yun Shuang'er slowly retracted her hand.
Ye Feng is a scoundrel, a hooligan, a pervert, and a bully. This thief has no bottom line and can do anything!
Her pure and innocent buttocks had already suffered at his hands once, and she didn't want them to be destroyed by Ye Feng today.
"You're so cruel! Let's let go together!"
"You can let me go, but you can't hit me again! And you can't retaliate against me!"
"it is good."
"I don't believe it. You have to swear to it."
Yun Shuang'er gnashed her teeth and said, "I swear this matter ends here. If I lay a hand on you again, I will die a miserable death!"
"Your oath is too weak. I can easily make a hundred or eighty of them in a day. Tell me, I, Yun Shuang'er, swear that I will not pursue this matter again. If I break this oath, I will get sores on my face, pus on my feet, my hair will fall out, my mouth will be full of buck teeth, my mouth will be crooked, my eyes will be slanted, I will be covered in body odor, and I will never find a man again!"
"This is too vicious and disgusting! I won't post it! Change it!"
"The more vicious and disgusting the oath, the better. Do you want to swear it or not... do you want to swear it or not... I'm going to rub it. I just patted it and it felt good."
Alas, there is no way, my buttocks are in someone's hands, so I have to bow my head.
In the end, Yun Shuang'er almost bit her back teeth to pieces before she swore the vicious oath that Ye Feng had prepared for her.
This world is not like the world in Ye Feng’s previous life, where oaths are treated as farts.
In this world, oaths are more powerful than laws.
After hearing Yun Shuang'er's vicious oath, Ye Feng finally let go of her hand with satisfaction.
After escaping, both of them stood up immediately.
Yun Shuang'er's face flushed, and she walked towards Ye Feng with gritted teeth, her eyes seemed to want to torture Ye Feng to death.
Seeing this, Ye Feng immediately shouted, "Sores on the face! Pus on the feet!"
Yun Shuang'er was also worried about the retribution for breaking her oath, so she said bitterly, "You're so cruel! I'll spare you this time! If you tell anyone about what happened today, I'll kill you!"
Ye Feng rubbed his butt and said, "Shuang'er, don't worry. I told you, I, Ye Feng, am the most strict person. I won't tell anyone that you are not satisfied with your figure and want to use purple sunflower to improve it. I will not slap me..."
"You still said that!"
"No, no, no... I won't say anymore."
Ye Feng rubbed his big butt and limped to a stone block nearby and sat down.
He was kicked several times by Yun Shuang'er and slapped, which felt like he was hit with thirty boards. It was burning with pain.
"We're all from the same village, and you're being too cruel! Ouch... Ouch... It hurts so much!"
Yun Shuang'er ignored him, turned her back to Ye Feng and tidied up her slightly messy clothes.
Sanzhier jumped onto Ye Feng's shoulder.
It squeaked, as if trying to comfort Ye Feng.
Ye Feng said angrily, "Sanzhi'er, where did you go just now? Why didn't you help?"
Sanzhier looked aggrieved and glanced at the crane that was bigger than the small house.
Seeing this, Ye Feng thought for a moment and said, "You were right not to help just now. With your small physique, you definitely can't defeat that red-crowned crane that's bigger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Being a demon is just like being a human. You have to judge the situation and can't just fight head-on. You have to use your wisdom. Just like me, I just used my powerful wisdom to successfully resolve a crisis."
When Ye Feng was feeling smug, Yun Shuang'er rubbed her face with her hands, then turned around and said, "Ye Feng, there's no need to talk about what happened just now. Let me ask you something. Where did you get that spiritual painting?"
Ye Feng was slightly startled, and gently stroked Sanzhi'er's little green hair, and said with a somewhat unnatural expression: "Shuang'er, why do you, a pretty girl, want to know about the spiritual painting?
I brought all the purple sunflowers here today. Give me the spiritual painting, and this frame of purple sunflowers will be yours. Don't worry, my master has already helped me deal with the purple sunflower matter, so there will definitely be no hidden dangers."
As he spoke, Ye Feng took out the basket of sunflowers from the black silk bracelet and placed it in front of him.
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